vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
theperksofbeing-a-pharaoh: I got like 5 friends in real life, I mean people know me, and I’m cool with a lot of people, but I don’t hang out with any of them. And out of the 5 friends I have, 1 stays close to me, all the others are mad far and shit. I’m a loner dawg.
If I had a wedding, who the fuck would I invite?...
the.dolo: iamthegarebear: thighabetic:... →
iamthegarebear: thighabetic: thehealthywarrior: bloodybrilliannt: astrozombina: oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?” Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you…
markohppus: motherofdragons-daenerys: zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg i love it when boys attempt to understand pain they can NEVER feel but i’m a girl
There cannot be many feelings worse than when you wanna whoop somebody’s ass and...– Kid Fury. (via kingdemeanor)
bm13: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
lovewhysosiriusblack: Dear bed I fucking love you, you is kind, you is smart, you is important
fill me up with love !
babyferaligator: middle school fights more like
kingnycjohnson: chillsupmyspine: lemme give you a goodnight kiss lmao!!! You guys ain’t shit
This hole in my chest has the shape of a heart & despirately needs to be...– Rosalind Zoenay
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of...– Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII (via hercautionarytales)
I said what i had to say, emptied out what was floating around inside this...– Me
Tumblr Gets Deep
vitriolic-crusader: firecertainthings: kiss-my-aspergers: viralthesoldier: toothyalcyone: This is my fav post on tumblr OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT This. This is why I joined Tumblr. Sometimes I remember this is a Thing that Exists.